what's french for qwerty?

Just over two weeks in Europe, and this is only the second time I've managed to sit down at a computer since I arrived.

My first attempt was at the youth hostel in rainy Carcasonne (never thought I'd be staying in one of those again, but who can resist staying within the walls of a medieval castle city, complete with moat?), where I paid a euro for 20 minutes access.

After spending most of it trying to find where they'd put all the letters (no "qwerty" on a french keyboard) and surfing for some sunny weather, I decided to spend my remaining euros drinking wine in the bar rather than do further battle to write a few emails.

Fortunately, my tech-savvy villa-mates are well equipped with English laptops and Wi-Fi hacking skills so I'm finally able to get my proper Internet fix!